The BoD QUIZ OF DOOM

What would you most likely drink?

	BLOOD!! screams
	Fine virgin blood, mixed with vodka
	Diet coke
	I'm not the thirsty type. Milk perhaps?
	Guinness. Or German beer.
	Alcohol. Lots of it.
	Body juices. Lots of it. Mmmmm.

What would you most likely eat?

	Pizza?
	Intestinals.
	Raw meat. Loads of.
	Vegetables? Or perhaps a small salad with a little cheese.
	Everything.
	Huge buffets busting with gourmet stuff. Bankerts that make kings look like bums.
	Body juices. Lots of it. Mmmmm.

What would you most likely wear?

	Dark cloaks
	Very heavy armour
	Skin. And perhaps a black thong.
	Rigid leather
	A latex suit
	A jogging suit
	A business suits
	I don't care shit

Which is your preferred sport?

Which of the following is highest virtue?

	Lust
	Gluttony
	Wrath
	Pride
	Greed
	Sloth
	Assrape
	Something completely different!

You write a novel. What is your preferred ingredient?

	Creative descriptions of common things
	Deep characters
	A twisted story
	Epic battles
	Tearjerking love scenes
	Morbid death scenes
	Hefty depictings of sexual perversion and gore

Which spell would you cast most likely in a battle?

You encounter an exceptional handsome person in a bar. Which is most likely your entry line?

	"Hi there!" awkward grin
	"My name is… and I'm going to sleep with you."
	"I want to fuck your brains out"
	"Suck my ** you filthy *!!" belches*
	hypnotic gaze "Take my hand, creature of the night. Together, we shall prowl under the pale moon and fathom the depths of mortal pleasures and unspeakable nocturnal lusts."
	Assrape him/her right away

You encounter some asshole in a bar. He says to you: "Gosh, you're such a dork!". What would you most likely do?

	Say: "Haha!"
	Say: "Can you repeat that?"
	Say: "Fuck off, piece of shit!" and land a straight right in his face.
	Say nothing and beat him up until he pees in his pants
	You spit in his face, then hit his crotch with a fast knee. When he goes down, you kick his teeth out until he cries like a baby.
	Shout: "PUNY INSECT, FACE YOUR DOOM!" and smash him into a wall. Then you lift him over your head and hurl him through the window.

You encounter a large group of strong, opposing warriors on the battlefield. What would you most likely do?

	You draw your trusty weapon and dedicate your life to the gods of war.
	You greet them with your blade, expecting a fair and honorable fight.
	You draw your trusty weapon and melt with the environment. Perfectly focused and with insane speed, you wipe them out one by one. Those who behold the scene get the impression of an artist, dancing his deadly ballet among some supernumeraries.
	You roar a mighty warcry and storm amidst them in unspeakable rage, swearing and slaughtering everyone with a two-handed weapon.
	You shout something along "You dare face me, miserable mortals? NOW FEEL MY WRATH!!!". Then you cast an insanely powerful spell that completely annihilates your surroundings.
	You gallop around with your quick horse, avoiding them and shooting arrows in their heads.
	You look for reinforcements. Quickly.
	You get the hell out of here.

You encounter a group of nuns. What would you most likely do?

	Assrape them right away
	Respectfully bow before them and protect them on their journey
	Make nasty tongue moves and show the sign of Satan
	Put them on a stake and burn them
	Butcher them and eat them
	Torture them endlessly and test your new set of kinky sex toys on them
	Make them worship you

You encounter a group of mormon bigots or catholic priests. What would you most likely do?

	Assrape them right away
	Boldly guide them on their holy mission
	Chain them and send them to your mines
	Lock them away in your dungeon for the next party
	Draw your sword and behead them. Hunt down their ancestors and murder them. Find out the location of their temple and burn it to the ground.
	Make them worship you

You encounter the pope. What would you most likely do?

	Assrape him right away.
	Kiss his hand and his ring. Get enlightened and dedicate your sword to him.
	Lick over his hand with your nasty tongue and laugh a devilish laughter.
	Beat him up and urinate on him.
	Slay him and make him your humble zombie servant.
	Yell at him "I AM GOD!" and make him lick your boots before you crush him.

You encounter the christian god. What would you most likely do?

	Fall to your knees and shiver in awe.
	Assrape him right away.
	Yell at him "I AM GOD!" and make him lick your boots before you crush him.
	Squeeze him like a lemon and suck his soul.
	Dress him in pink suspenders and make your redhead succubi slaves fuck his brains out with their strap-ons before you crush him.
	Turn him into a gargoylic toilet paper holder

You encounter a pot of fresh, fluid black pudding. What would you most likely do?

	I swallow it like a wolf, together with a cask of ale, belching like an elk.
	I rub it over my pussy or cock and all over my body, licking it up.
	Uck! I avoid it.
	I try to assrape it.
	I stuff it down my bottomless gorge and then take a mighty dump in the pot.
	If I'm hungry, I eat some. Then poison the rest.
	I try to resurrect it.