November 2004

Club formed
In a thread called „rare known strange facts about you“, Banned Testicle (former Beelzebub), Lolosky and ToroMor discover the fact that they are different incarnations of one evil spirit. Soon, the idea of a club evolves. Despite the doubts of the mods concerning activity (how could they know better), the club is founded on the 11th november, 2004 by the unholy triumvirate.

Flame the noob
The idea of flaming noobs in the “new members” area is discussed. This soon leads to a period of exceptionally high activity in that section and to a bunch of hilarious ideas like fake rules, turning the new members section into a “catch the noob” contest.

Trouble with mods I
Mods nag about spamming. A discussion about this subject starts and some members get a bit pissed. Finally the whole issue calms down.

First Party of DOOM
The first party takes place in the club thread. Even if mainly just two members participate, it’s quite excessive. Highlights are the special guests, including Elisabeth Bathory, and the sacrificing. Of course, a lot of metal, booze and massacres are involved.

Members, ranks and stuff
streaml1ned, Leviathan, Usagy and Cloud748 join. Dissaor becomes the Ambassador of the Unholy. The name of the brotherhood is forever set to The Brotherhood Of Doom. The initial ranks are founded.

December 2004

Battle against Light
The BoD challenges the newly founded “Bringers of Light”, a rival club to a RPB battle. Battle preparations are made, along with a lot of rants, insults, warcries and brags. Finally the Bringers of Light accept the challenge and the battle commences on the 23rd of december.

Members, ranks and stuff
Sasuke, Doomsayer, Cloud Strife X, Aquinas, Angel of Death join. Streaml1ned creates the kick-ass BoD banners.

January 2005

Unholy Metal I
The Metal thread in music section is closed. Cadavre creates the legendary “unholy metal” thread.

Dark RP
Planning more RP action for the future, Dissaor creates the club’s special RP Rules of Darkness.

BoD challenges the Gray
The new founded “Soldiers of the Moderate” club, whose members see themselves as “gray”, is immediatly challenged by the Brotherhood. Just like the “Lights”, they at first resist the provocations.

Members, ranks and stuff
Vertamitlu and NecroWeasel join.

February 2005

Triumph over Light
In a chaotic mass-battle the Bringers of Light are badly crushed due to their extreme cowardness. Nearly everyone of the Lights flees before the fierce dark warlords. The only exception is their leader Strong Bad who is defeated in honor by Dark Christ.

Trouble with mods II
Rules are enforced by the admins to forbid fake rules and extensive sarcasm in the new members area. Mods nag about spam again.

March 2005

BoD vs SotM
The TOA area hosts the big joust of the Brotherhood of Doom versus the Soldiers of the Moderate. An extensive battle with many participants, each fighting in individual one-on-one scenarios, commences. There are no less than 10 fighters participating in this mighty clash.

April 2005

The Light expires
The leader of the “Bringers of Light” closes the remains of the club and joins the Brotherhood of Doom. Hardly any club has ever been crushed that hard.

Raid on SO
The Brotherhood of Doom launches a raid on SO, a foreign forum. This is the ignition spark for a lot of trouble, including the admins. After quite a lot of drama, everyone seems to calm down again.

The Battle of Metal
The Unholy Metal thread is closed. The BoD is upset and vehemently tries to revive it. Then, the thread is deleted. Taking this as an affront, the BoD partly goes berserk. Much trouble and bitching evolves, again involving the admins. Finally the thread is fully restored and the smoke clears.

Spreading darkness
Along with the events of the Metal Battle, the BoD creates threads all over the forum, including almost every section.

Even more trouble…
The BoD having barely calmed down, Surtur gets banned. He goes berserk and prolonged bitching including mods and admins evolves. At last, even this issue is settled and the BoD gets back to business. Surtur returns as HatredIncarnate.

BoD rulez
The BoD presents activity statistics that clearly show that the Brotherhood is by far the most active group and plain rules the forum. Spontaneous celebrations.

The 7 deadly sins
The BoD RP “contest of the 7 deadly sins” starts in the RP section. The starting performances are oustanding.

Members, ranks and stuff
Dawezy, Strong Bad, BelleOfTheNight, Mr E Man and Dead Angel (the first female!) join.

May 2005

Dark Spam Thread
Darth Cadaveras invents the glorious Dark Spam Thread. The first 10 posts take good care of George W Dumbass.

Ninjas vs Pirates
The biggest debate ever shatters the foundations of the unholy Brotherhood. Both sides fight vehemently but there is no clear winner, even if Ninjas lead in the public discussion that was spawned. Still I say Pirates

Dreadful Pictures
OMG the BoD starts posting pictures! Showing (amongst other things) drunkenness, ninja suits and selected weaponry, those pics are DREADFUL.

Misc Club News
- The BoD history is invented
- The Bod surpassed every other club in postcount
- BoD now features THREE female members. Almost unbelievable.

Members, ranks and stuff
- Destruction666, Chez Daja and Rinoa.Heartilly join.
- Cloud748 and Aquinas get kicked.
- A new rank is invented: DARK PALADIN
- Purgatory Raven & Dark Chocolate are promoted and become the first Dark Paladins
- A new title "Prince" is invented for the BoD veterans. Leviathan becomes Prince of the West, Necrobutcher Prince of the East

June 2005

Perverted stories
Several inspiring stories have amounted on various subjects regarding one's genitalia, molesting, masturbation, squirting, pool shitting, bed shots and the like, ending with the citing of satanic texts on the topic.

Slaughter of the Jedi
The Star Wars era, the talk of Jedi vs Sith RPs and RPBs arise within the BoD and a new, most promising RP 'The Slaughter Of The Jedi' is started.

Ideal weapon & armour
A discussion about the pros and cons of close combat versus ranged combat and the ideal equipment evolves. The BoD uniquely prefers archaic weapons and close combat.

The Exodus of the 7 deadly Sins
The sinning contest RP gets banned & deleted for breaking the rules with its hefty content. It continues outside TFF.
As always, some bitching follows even if this action is fully accepted by the BoD.

Cadavre wins the 2005 TOA
By winning the 2005 Tournament of Arms, Cadavre is the raining TOA champion and therefor an even more honorable member of the BoD.

The Four Princes
Finally, the four Princes are complete.
Leviathan becomes Prince of the West, Necrobutcher Prince of the East, Darth Cadaveras Prince Of The South and Surtur Prince Of The North.

BoD Domain & Website
The Brotherhood of Doom erects an own Domain and Website: www.brotherhood-of-doom.org! A bunch of members gets their own email accounts, members area and logins followed. This is the next step to world domination.

Project Mayhem
Based on the idea of the movie Fight Club, a project mayhem is discussed and a sprayable BoD tag created. Due to it's illegal tendencies, this project is not prolonged on TFF but planned to continue via email.

Dark Meeting
Rumours of members from the brotherhood getting together for ritual piss ups emerge, everyone loves it! So plans for a DARK MEETING are made. Unfortunately, the members are spread all over the world. Anyway, the will exists and someday it may happen.

Sigs by Leviathan
Leviathan presents all the other Princes with their own infernal passages, and then presents the other active members with their own as well.

Misc Club News
- Destruction honors the Brotherhood with a dedicated song.
- Chez Daja is officially approved as the most curvy member
- The topic of real names pops up again
- The Brotherhood of Doom entered TFF RP tournament as The Dark Team.
- A test of time is made by all veteran members reposting the 7 infernal questions from the beginning to see how our outlook has changed, all are more evil than before, a great success!

Members, ranks and stuff
- Tim Hunter, Raine Ikazuchi, safsephiroth666, Cantido~Sama and Blackrose join.
- Schwarzenegger joins, spams around, gets banned, returns as Schwarzenegger2 and gets finally annihilated.
- Testament & Destruction are promoted to DARK PALADINS
- Leviathan has had his name changed by Fuzz so Bobby Corwen is history.

July 2005

Party of Doom II
Spontaneously, the PARTY OF DOOM II breaks loose. Featuring over 90 posts of bragging, windmilling, drunkenness, nasty sex and pictures(!) in a few hours, this party gets over the top and after the party, plenty of members declare their dismissal.

Fallen Warriors
In succession of the party, a new rank for resigned members is invented: Fallen Warriors. The first Fallen Warriors are: Chez Daja, Cloud Strife X, Angel Of Death and HatredIncarnate. As always, a lot of bitching, a final warning from the mods and real drama evolves. Ranks get reshuffled (see below) and the club turns into a darker shade of black, forging the remaining members together in their evil fate.

Ranks reshuffling
- Sasuke, Doomsayer and streaml1ned are dismissed and become guests.
- Dawezy is demoted to Dark Paladin
- Destruction & Purgatory Raven are promoted to High Lords
- Destruction becomes Prince of the East
- Purgatory Raven becomes Prince of the North

New records
New stats are provided that show almost unbelievable activity of the BoD. The BoD club thread is the second most active thread of all after the ultimate spam. The post rate of one week was more than 57 posts per day!! Short after, the club thread breaks the 100 pages limit! This leads to spontaneous offsite celebrations.

TRPT
The Dark Team has its start in the TRPT. Despite severe problems, they fight bravely. To the midth of july, they're one of two remaining teams.
Even if a victory seems out of reach, they stand their ground in honor.

BoD Website
The BoD website is constantly growing. The BoD Forum of Doom is built, followed by a chatroom. Beth creates the Dark Designs which are vital because the Dark Webmaster sucks on layouts. For this and for her sexy leather outfit, she is promoted and becomes the first Dark Siren.

RP frenzy
With a considerable increase of RP activities, the dawning of a new RP frenzy seems have come.
- The Sinning RP ends and is immortalized in the BoD archives
- Surtur continues the Sith RP, Samurai Kenji I joins
- The Dark team achieves a very honorable 2nd place in the TRPT
- Inumerable parties, mostly involving bondage, take place at the BoD site
- In the Dark literature thread as well as on the BoD site, finest storytelling and RPing breaks loose
- Each Bod character gets a profile page at the BoD site

Ragnarok
From now on, the last day of the month is Ragnarok, the day of dreadful judgement where every member gets evaluated and promotions and demotions take place. This month's Ragnarok featured:
- Lord Leviathan and Lord Cadaveras receive the ultimate power and become IMMORTALS
- Cantido-Sama is promoted to Dark Paladin
- Sandman is demoted to guest
- Raine is demoted but after his objection the demotion is nullified

Misc events
- Some SO members make songs about Cadavre and the BoD and register. The expected war does not take place.
- The 'Dark Writings' thread is created
- Two Dark Marriages are held: ToroMor x Fenris, ToroMor x Blood Vixin. The parties get partly nasty, fortunately offsite.
- The Dark Spam thread is closed and goes to the BoD archive. RIP.
- Cadaveras revises the unholy metal top post
- Destruction starts the metal lyrics trivia thread

Members, ranks and stuff
- PsshLikeWhoa/xThePinkElephantx and Jintatsu join
- The application of Livana is rejected
- vertamitlu changes his name to ultima_trev
- new limits for members are invented: a minimum of 30 TFF posts and 1 month TFF membership for apprentices, a minimum of 50 BoD posts for paladins/sirens
- Blackrose annoys the shit out of all High Lords and gets a full boot. With her, Livana and BloodyAngel are finally removed
- The application of nic1993 is rejected

August 2005

The Dark Side starts anew!
Due to its mindblowing volume, the BoD main hall gets archived and a new one is created.
The BoD EPOCH02 breaks loose! Gives many members the creeps as they discover the one-pager.

Character profiles
The mighty warriors of the Brotherhood become manifest in detailed and illustrated RP character sheets at the public area of the BoD site.

Dark Literature & Blogs of Doom
A bunch of good stories arise in the Dark Literature thread as well as in the BoD forum.
Along with the awesome stories, the Blogs of Doom are created.

A New Light
A new light club, "God's Sanctuary" is erected under the leadership of Blackrose, the former BoD enchantress. The inevitale challenge follows. The first challenge is won by the BoD due to extreme cowerdice of the Light. More challenges are brought up later, including a 3v3 fight and the clash of the club leaders. The 3v3 fight is soon won by the unstoppable forces of the Brotherhood.

Misc events
- The clash of titans at the TFF summer TOA faces 50% BoD participants.
- Dantes Inferno test shows details of the rotten souls of the BoD members
- an interesting discussion about political/economic systems takes place
- No Bod without parties! Among many chat parties and others, the Party of Doom III takes place at Barad-Dur.
- The battle against the gray reaches stillstand but is revived and currently has 3 pairs

Ragnarok Strikes again!
- Raine Ikazuchi - Victoria; Dormant Assassin is promoted to Dark Siren.
- Jintatsu – Syn; Keeper of Seven Keys is promoted to Dark Paladin.
- Samurai Kenji I – Akira; Bringer of Alchohol... lots of alcohol joins as Dark Apprentice and is later promoted to Dark Paladin.
- Sir Kenneth – Gaap; Bat out of Hell joins as Dark Apprentice.
- 666Rage999 – Rabid Wolf Demon joins as Guest and is later promoted to Dark Apprentice. He is the disciple of Cantdio~sama.
- Seeker of Chaos joins as a Guest and is later promoted to Dark Apprentice
- Aesthria joins as a Guest.
- Samffx1001 joins as a Guest
- Cursed Knight joins as a Guest
- Aquinas; Morbid Machina Maw is booted
- Doomsayer; Acolyte of Chaos is booted
- Tim Hunter; Sandman is booted
- BelleOfTheNight – Purgatory Raven transfers from the North royalty to the East Royalty, hence he is now Luciferl; Prince of the East rather than Belial; Prince of the North.
- AttilaLodBrok - Surter; Defiler of Nuns rejoins as Dark Paladin
- Destruction leaves and rejoins as Dark Paladin.
- Surtur returns as Dark Paladin.
- cloud13 joins and boots himself in one day, bitching around.
- New_Fuck (PLW) joins (again), leaves again (again) and gets banned.
- Beth changes to Scura
- It is decided that no returners shall again return after Surtur and Destruction. Further more, they have lost their crowns and lordship.
- the usual celebrations take place

September 2005

Victory over Light II
Akira defeats Suzu Kitamura in a duel.
Cadaveras & Raven remain victorious in a 3x3 battle.
Blackrose refuses to fight against ToroMor and vanishes.
Another overall victory for darkness!

Dark fiction, roleplay and partey
- The PARTY OF DOOM III breaks loose in the tower of Barad-Dur.
- Cadaveras launches "Schoolyard Massacre".
- Various members write fine fiction about their BoD characters' background
- Some RPB sparring between the BoD warriors takes place

Miscellaneous
- the top-post questions are re-evaluated and finally rest unchanged.
- The BoD wins two TFF Awards, Cadaveras best RPer and ToroMor most evil
- BoD members have entertaining "chats with god".
- some fine religion bashing, along with intellectual discussion
- Reaching the 20k limit, the BoD history moves to the BoD site

Club stuff
- theta applies, gets rejected
- Sang-Monté-666 applies, is discovered to be PLW, gets booted
- Destruction and Victoria get killed due to cowardly schemes

Ragnarok
- new ranks are invented
- Cadaveras, Leviathan and Raven become Dark Princes
- Akira, Cantido and Surtur become Dark Masters
- Gaap becomes Dark Paladin
- sam_ffx1001 and Aesthria become Servants
- CursedKnight is killed

October 2005

The Great Era of Sloth
October anno 2 BoD featured the GREAT ERA OF SLOTH,
a time period of about 3 weeks where activity met an all-time low.
After having mastered all but this virtue, members significantly increased their scores.

Miscellaneous
- The 1st rules for BoD character creation are invented
- The topic of working out starts to engage tme members
- Discussions about noob applications take place

Club stuff
- zidane.tribal applies, is rejected
- Sevion applies and boots himself
- zidane.tribal applies again, is accepted
- Jintatsu quits
- yunie666 joins

Ragnarok
- zidane.tribal is promoted to Dark Apprenctice
- Surtur and Cantido are promoted to High Lord of Doom
- Akira becomes Prince of the North

November 2005

One year anniversary
The Era of Sloth ends with the one year anniversary at november 11th!
On this great occassion, the Annual Awards are assigned, featuring 45 categories.
Of course, this event is immediately followed by a party, notably the First Annual Awards PARTEY.

Miscellaneous
- Years are now calculated as anno BoD, starting at zero from the moment of the founding of the BoD
- monthly mod warning, this time focussing on sexual content
- Elvira the sex demon creates a bunch of kick ass banners
- A small but fine misantrophy discussion takes place
- the workout topic is extended, including routines and muscle flexing pics

Club stuff
- Victoria applies for return
- MichelleJoanna joins

Ragnarok
- Victoria is resurrected under reserve of some deeds
- MichelleJoanna receives a mod warning for sexual content

December 2005

Quiz of Doom
The Brotherhood Of Doom Test is created. All members take the test and it is discovered that it shows best results when done drunk.

Songs of the Unholy
- The Unholy Metal thread opening post is rewritten and a metal awards committee is assembled commanded by Cadaveras and Leviathan. recommendations on favorite genres and bands are compiled.
- The official song of the BOD is discussed, Akercocke's Enraptured By Evil is
chosen.

Darkness prevails again
Akira and Raven are the last two members of The Tournament Of Arms, making the Brotherhood winners for the second year running!

OrgyFest 2005 - BoD defiles Christmas
Discussions arise as to what Dark Gifts the Anti-Santa will distribute between our minions come the 25th.
The OrgyFest 2005 breaks loose under the motto "BoD defiles Christmas featuring The Dark Marriage of Elvira and ToroMor"!

Misc Club News
- The BOD recruiting thread in the new members area has been shot down by the moderators
- Toromor gives rebirth to the character profile point scoring system, all
members redo their character pages based on the new stats.

Member stuff
- Hatred from Cadaveras, Cantido and Raven is directed towards the Dark
Christ's new wife.

Ragnarok
- Gaap is promoted to DARK MASTER
- Yunie is promoted to DARK ENCHANTRESS

January 2006

Grim Discussions
The aftereffects of sex, “What the hell is this thing doing here”
Hentai or female flesh
Most discussions about the slew of members joining all at once
Everyone took turns beating the crap out of Elvira when she resigned

Trouble with mods
The club mods are still against the club as it tried to bring back the old, more gruesome ways of the BoD.

Miscellaneous
A thread is placed in Argentos, Lococolt’s site.
Toromor and his most unholy birthday

Applications
MichelleJoanna(Elvira) resigns
Len is rejected
Masamune joins
Wintermetal is invited and joins
Sevion joins
Testament joins
darkVivi joins

Ragnarok
sam_ffx1001's is disposed of
Sevion disposed of
Aesthria disposed of

February 2006

Trouble with mods
Mod again complains of us not holding back and interfere with the removal of an undeserving member. He even gives out warning for it being too gruesome.

Propaganda
Everyone gets drunk and makes up crazy slogans and spreads them around
Akira even plans to make posters

RP
120 Days Of Sodom RP is started at HQ

Miscellaneous
Thread started in the GIGAFF forums, DC Sparky’s website
The slain weakling rank created for those killed at Ragnarok
Many member take advantage of the new TFF shop
BoD Racism thread on TFF
Light Club revives itself but stays away from us as long as it can
Griffith becomes official BoD graphics master

Applications
Raine Ikazuchi leaves
DC Sparky joins
Griffith joins

Ragnarok
666Rage999 removed
Zidane Tribal removed
Griffith promoted to Dark Apprentice
Bloodaxe promoted to Dark Apprentice
Winter promoted to Dark Apprentice
Cousin Eddie and seeker of chaos, actually missed in Ragnarok, are removed March month

March 2006

Grim Discussions
TFF a child friendly forum? 12 year olds not saying fuck? When I was 10...

Trouble with mods
Mod once again complains about sexual content and violence after Ragnarok.
He complains about us pretending to let in a new member and RPing his ass to hell moments later.

Miscellaneous
Gorath establishes the Sodom Empire
The BoD, mainly Bloodaxe, steels all gold from the Light Club and everyone indulges in gifts, beer for all!
Bloodaxe sends The Light Club a challenge during the SotM wars but they chicken out.
It becomes a “Poetryfest” of dark literature and songs for a day after we move the wars into a specially made thread for discussing club disputes

TFF Update Mishap
Eight days of history are unknown due to a TFF backup not working properly during a forum version update.

Soldiers of the Moderate
A Soldier of the Moderate breaks the tension and challenges the BoD. Soon after Toromor declares war, but they try to chicken out. Eventually we convince them that it is necessary and war rages. It is soon found that half of SotM want to battle and half doesn’t. This makes starting the war impossible and it never really starts.

Applications
Euclissence joins, though only because he keeps posting to join in the middle of the SotM debate
Jamie 005 is rejected

Ragnarok
Scura is demoted to Fallen Warrior.

April 2006

Grim Discussions
Sex positions
Religion: Why Christians are the worst about their religion and Muslims the best.
Discussions of the date 6/6/6 already begin to occur
BoD condoms, 666 flavors of destructive orgasming goodness!
Everyone re-answers the questions on the front page for fun
Everyone gets pissed at everyone coming in asking to join without even looking at the first page

Trouble with mods
Stupid fuckers send PMs with complaints to the mods. Religious subjects are put on the down low for a while because of it.
Dickhead mod, for once, comes in peace and says to report all n00bs flaming them and not to flame them back. Of course, he has to add threats about giving warnings if we flame back.

Miscellaneous
The Tournament of Arms begins signups

Soldiers of the Moderate
Everyone grows tired of the divided club. Anomaly breaks off from it and creates his own club, the masters, for everyone who is for the war with the BoD.

Epoch II closes
Way past the actual limited posts in a thread, Tormor requests to close the current thread and archive it. Then Epoch III is created with a +17 warning for younger members of TFF! A grim new age begins.

Applications
Camas28 never even noticed
Fosterkid rejected
VIVI17 rejected
Dark_ultima joins as a guest
Demon Axel leaves after seeing we are too grim for his ass
Simoun joins as a guest
Dudelo never even noticed

Ragnarok
Griffith promoted to Dark Paladin
Wintermetal promoted to Dark Paladin
Bloodaxe promoted to Dark Paladin

May 2006

Grim Discussions
Should a BoD member ever be legally allowed to have children?
Backstabbing girlfriends
Sodom Empire
Tormor’s absence

Trouble with mods
Hecate’s signature is too revealing and she is told to be good and isn’t warned. Then an argument about what should and shouldn’t be allowed starts.

Trouble with n00bs
The n00b population has grown out of control. Constantly n00bs come in and request to join five minutes after joining TFF or come and flame us. The mods even willingly help us keep them at bay because we haven’t been flaming them like usual.

Miscellaneous
Gorath’s Sodom Empire is officially established
Tormor disappears and plans for how to rule in his absences are made
Tormor returns
Sevion attemps to re join after an unexcused absence but is rejected

Applications
Plinko is forgotten about after he asks to join
Dark Sephiroth rejected
Amfu rejected
Kamen Leohart asks to join but runs after reading into it more
Dragoon Joe (DC Sparky) leaves TFF and the BoD for personal reasons
Kandrik joins
Anthiena is invited for her anti-Christian thread and joins
Sherry Wine (Hecate) joins

Ragnarok
May’s Ragnarok was eaten by a zombie whale.

June 2006

Grim Discussions
Metal, lots and lots of metal
Why sports are boring
Baulder’s Gate
Energy Drinks
Autism and how it affects numerous members

Miscellaneous
BoD is challenged in Runescape
6-6-06!
Hecate leaves the internet
ToA ‘06 begins
Akira becomes the ambassador of the BoD

Applications
D_SINNER joins

Ragnarok
Dawezy removed
Griffith removed in the most gruesome Ragnarok so far
Dark Chocolate demoted to Fallen Warrior
Anthiena promoted to Dark Enchantress
Akira is given Immortality

July 2006

Grim Discussions
Leviathans gig with Akercocke.
Gorath and Cantido confer on the expansion of the evil Haru-sensei Empire throughout the multiverse.
FLCL fanboyism.
Gorath’s muscles and weight sets.
Religion, we shit upon it!
The cataclysmic destruction of Human civilization (YAY!!!)
Leviathans sick and evil hoax! \M/
The gathering of the three ancient Rulers!!
Metal: metalcore, fading bands, and bands that just suck ass.
The many languages/accents in the Brotherhood, and their origins.
There is talk over the production of a grim film between Raven and Leviathan.
The Chosen… what or who the fuck are they?
The days before the Brotherhood.
Illegal downloading – something which harms nobody but which is illegal anyway.
Gorath begins the BOD Public Relations thread.

Trouble with the Mods
Andromeda, the anal-retentive Supermod who needs to grow a sense of humor (and perhaps a life also), interrupts and warns the thread due to the growing "spam" content. Andromeda, utterly clueless, fails to notice however that no "spam", by definition, had actually taken place - at all. Maybe in future he (or perhaps a retarded she) could save us both the time and the bother and just go out and buy himself a dictionary, or look one up at the very least.

Miscellaneous
- Sith Lords don't pay bills!!!
- Jason Mendonca from Akercocke comes to see Leviathans band, Lordaeron.
- Griffith gets owned! :D
- The Blood Pact of the four Princes, and the Dark Christ.
- Cantido runs down an elderly woman while crossing the road in her wheel chair; blood is spattered everywhere!
- Setting up BOD brothels across Japan!
- Khorde and Dissaor return! The unholy triumvirate together once more!
- Slim Perfect makes an unwelcome, unauthorized, appearance, and posts his own malapropos views; he is quickly beaten away with a shit-stick before being rammed up a fairies arse – along with his "views".
- Necropedobestiality and a random party of DOOM ensue!
- Dissaor confuses Chez Daja with one of the guys from Nickelback and throws a stone at her.
- Bloodaxe goggles up some nasty/contorted shit from the holy babble.
- Akira skins his head.
- Testement returns!
- The Sith RP is resurrected.
- Cantido cuts off his thumb. Bloodaxe then dials 666 and calls for an ambulance of DOOM.
- Chez Daja, the one with the second highest post count in the entire BOD thread is unable to make up her bloody mind over whether or not she wants to rejoin; Leviathan deems her an attention whore.
- Cantido proposes to Scura. She accepts.
- Akira updates his character Bio.
- Gorath transforms into a rampant and berserk-like hulk, and start smashing everything in sight! HULK SMASH!
- Random evil chanting/blasphemy.
- Anthiena gets knocked up, thus becoming the first pregnant member of the BOD.

The Insidious Hoax of Strife!
Leviathan announces that he is leaving, causing both great concern and discord within the Brotherhood, and subsequently leading to Gorath questioning his own abilities as Prince and premature resignation, and which almost ends in a tirade of controversy and confusion. Leviathan then explains that he was only joking and that he merely said such because he was extremely bored while waiting to see a movie, after which everyone laughs it off. Things get back to normal. Lesson of the day: when simply bored, just masturbate – or rape some random whore \M/

Applications
Chez Daja is forced to rejoin like the post/attention whore she is.
Scura rejoins.
Usagy, AKA "the pimp" also rejoins.

Ragnarok
The chaos and bloodshed from the June Ragnarok is so brutal that its demonic energy seeps through the very fabric of space-time itself, and into July with Griffith being defiled in the most perverse ways all over again like the disgraceful dog, and warped Christian minded idiot he is! \M/

August 2006

Grim Discussions
Akira announces the 2006 BOD annual awards!
People leaving TFF (who can really blame them?)
Gorath turning into a creepy purple dinosaur that rapes little children.
What the hell does 1337 mean?
Gorath's awesome BOD Novelization-webcomic is revealed!
A possible Berserk RP is discussed.
Internets & computer speeds, and how Dialup is fucking gay!!!
RPB: Guts VS Alucard!
Why the fuck is everybody getting pregnant so young?
Computer games are krieg!

Trouble with the Mods
Gorath is reported to the Staff, and is later deprecated by Piroblaze over his brilliantly re-edited version of Dark Ones queer PM, and concerning his uber gay application.

Miscellaneous
- Some brief schmoose and rumor ensues over Gorath leaving, before Leviathan and Akira step in and swiftly deny him from doing so. Gorath is left speechless and decides to stay anyway.
- Cantido reveals that he may also leave TFF… he doesn't.
- Leviathan announces, and begins, his unholy quest to Germany.
- Gorath inquires to Cantido if he would like to adopt a little kitten with him, but Cantido wants to adopt a third year Ethiopian child instead… scary shit!
- Gaap achieves his 666th post! Grim.
- Is D_SINNER dead? Did the FBI kidnap him for distributing child porn? Or did he just randomly fall down a toilet and disappear? Who knows...
- Scura returns from a bunch of scenic Hillbilly Redneck towns.
- A random RP ensues between various members, with some kinky torture scenes and horny glances!
- Chez Daja bitching about Rydia Lover – most likely because she was just jealous of her being infinitely sexier.
- Random shit over money, emoism, bands, and anime.

Applications
- Rydia Lover applies, before being presented to the Brotherhood at the recommendation of Wintermetal. She is accepted - due solely to the fact that she is one hot piece of pussy!
- Dark One applies, but due to his pathetic grammar and shitty list of bands, his ass is swiftly kicked and vetoed.
- Taka-san applies with a scanty and meagre application; he is quickly denied.

Ragnarok
- Masamune is incinerated in a pillar of blazing flames, by the dark powers of Dissaor.
- Quintessence suffers from exsanguination, as his back is torn open by a legion of smoke demons by the cigarette of Dissoar.
- Revenant is drained of his bodily fluids, while the rest of his body implodes; Dissaor then absorbs his blood.
- Bloodaxe is promoted to Dark Master.
- Wintermetal is also promoted to Dark Master.
- Gaap is exulted to High Lord.

September 2006

Grim Discussions
Steve Irwin's death and immortalization as a BoD Fallen Warrior
Online Gaming
Satanism

Miscellaneous
Annual BoD Awards
Akira's title changed from "Bringer of Death and Alcohol" to "Seducer of Asian Women"
BoD Tribunal
Leviathan's 21st birthday of doom.
Perfect BoD Pizza of Doom
Testament makes an appearance
Faustus' 18th birthday of Doom
"War" with Phoenix Knights and the Masters. (the "war" sucked ass.)
Is Osama dead? Nobody knows...

Applications
Gackt applies and is swiftly denied
Mariko applies and is approved even more swiftly.
Tare, the Black applies and is accepted.

Ragnarok - Left over August/September
Anthiena promoted to Dark Siren
Kamdrik killed
Dark Ultima killed
Jin raped/killed
Yunie666 killed
Lady Nemesis promoted to Dark Enchantress

October 2006

Grim Discussions
Halloween
Pirates & Ninja
School stories

Miscellaneous
Retarded n00b posts and disappears swiftly.
Body measurements & boobies
Diablo II
BoD Game in the works
Winter Vs Chez
Gorath updates Evolution of Metal flowchart
Christmas lists
Chez's halloween recipe

Applications
Nin' is invited by Akira
Nin' is accepted.
Beast applies and is accepted.

Ragnarok
Testament promoted to Dark Master
Tare, The Black killed

November 2006

Grim Discussions
How do you like your bitches?
Traveling to Master Toromor's house
Perfection and Completion

Miscellaneous
Khorde makes an appearance
Cantido makes an appearance
Raven evades jail time
Nin makes rank suggestions
Winter makes a wishlist
Toromor makes 1,666th post
Alucard cures panic attacks
Master Toromor reveals new private library
Bloodaxe gets new internet
n00b spams. Cain warns.
Akira gets own internet connection
Deathclock
EPOCH IV Begins
Winter's lawnmower is stolen

Applications
Kick_The_Newb applies and is accepted
Dragoon Nick applies and is denied at first, but accepted after learning new things.

Ragnarok
N/A

December 2006

Grim Discussions
Resident Evil 4
Christmas/Yule Tide
Christian annihilation
Forum Reputation
Amusing Drunk Tales
Capitalism
Anime
BoD Project
BoD is a way of life

Miscellaneous
Bloodaxe returns once more!
Bitching about Bloodaxe and his vast signature.
Webcams
Best Anime Battles!
Dick comparisons
BoD taking over the vast seas!
Bodily growing
Akira's hidden Photoshop genius is discovered!

Applications
Chez rejoins!
Hikari gets added as a guest
Plastik Assassin applies and is veto'd
Hikari applies and is accepted

Ragnarok
Chez Daja becomes a Fallen Warrior
Bloodaxe promoted to High Lord
Winter promoted to High Lord
Beast is slain
Dark Dragoon promoted to Dark Apprentice
Nin' promoted to Dark Apprentice

January 2007
(Hikari version)

Grim Discussions
Asian poontangs
Girls raping guys
Perfect Dark
Hippies and how we hate their guts
Cookies, which was ended after everyone realized what they were doing
Boobies, as told to discuss by Leviathan

Miscellaneous
Akira reveals his grim photoshopping skills
Gorath changes name to N1gger Lover and is warned for it
Everyone retakes the Quiz of Doom, results show we’ve softened too much
The thread turns into a huge grimfest to break our soft period
Sir Kenneth changed his avatar for the first time

Trouble with mods
Mod warns Gorath for sexual content, but Cain Highwind comes in and bans him for no reason than Gorath tried to get himself banned in the past. Gorath is unbanned after much debate

Applications
Rai Blackthorn application discussed and forgotten
Plastik Assassin’s application is rejected
Musashiden joins
Hikari added as guest and joins soon after

January 2007
(Victoria version)

Grim Discussions
Drunkness
Asian poontang pie
New raid discussion
Leviathan's Drumkit
FPS Controls
BOD Mafia
Hatred of Hippies
Hot weather
The Dark Lord's Day of Doombirth.
Age discussion
Luscious Breasts

Miscellanous
Gorath gets in trouble with staff. =(
Everyone retakes the Quiz of Doom, results showed softness. They must be whipped into shape.
Listening to metal.
Dante's Inferno test.
Avatar changes
Gorath gets banned, and then quickly unbanned.

Applications
Musashiden applies and is approved

Ragnarok
N/A (Is subject to change depending how late in February it took place. If at all.)

February 2007

Grim Discussions
Ragnarok, when the hell is it?
Muscle builder/weight gainer stuff.
Drinking raw eggs? That’s insane!
The Schwarze Sonne (Black Sun), the Swastika, and the Nazi’s.
Russian mail order brides.
The (vast!) genetic and cultural heritage of Europe.
Computers, technical gadgetry, and hardware shit.
Is anyone ever going to revive the Battle of Britain RP?
Winter weather is grim, and fucking gay.
Bill Clinton and his adulterous blowjob – go Bill! We salute thee!
Europeans hating on the USA (quite deservedly).
Stereotypes.
Interbreeding, genetics and eugenics!

Trouble with the Mods
Someone named Black Widow shows up out of nowhere and makes a transitory appearance, before posting her 69% score in the BOD quiz of DOOM. Two minutes later (literally), and like a cat with a mouse, Piroblaze/Victoria quickly pounces her on with an accusation of spam, and tells her to shoo and come back in half a year due to her low score.

The Brotherhood of Doom Coliseum
Gorath announces a new type of Ragnarok, with the very first (and last) BOD coliseum. With this, various members of the Brotherhood may challenge those who are a single rank higher then them to all out combat (RPB). Should those who are challenged accept, and succumb to defeat, the challenger is henceforth granted both their rank and power for his/herself. With a booming wail of his war horn, High Lord Gaap is the first to raise his blade and challenge Gorath, Prince of the south, to the right of his throne. The next challenger is High Lord Bloodaxe, challenging Raven, Prince of the East.

Miscellaneous
- Lady Nemesis (AKA Mariko) starts off the month with a grim word of the day: Mierenneuker (Ant-fucker in Dutch).
- Gorath ejaculates twice in one post: once for Lady Nemesis and twice for Genocide!
- In a spontaneous mood, ToroMor rewrites the lyrics to Lair Of The White Worm by God Dethroned, entitled: The realm of the Brotherhood.
- ToroMor slays a random guard before hurling another through a window. He then refills his beer stock.
- Hikari is announced as the official historian of Doom, well… for now at least.
- ToroMors computer gets fucked up.
- Wintermetal returns after a brief absence from the colder realms of the north.
- Lady Nemesis fries her brain with insomnia, then mentions the black thing tattooed on her arse, which is somehow related to buttercups. Gorath then complements her by stating how much he would like to use her (fine) body as a dinner plate.
- Gorath gets himself a job as a systems administrator.
- An insolent and retarded little prick by the name of Perdedor, attacks the BOD in a thread entitled: "Hmmm... Why do so many dark and hardcore or even just "metal" people..." – to which various members of the BOD are quick to respond. Emotionally devastated, the emo-tarded little shit cries, leaving TFF never to return after his thread gets closed.
- Gaap and Bloodaxe suggest man reverting back into his more primitive state, where we could all just smack random hot-assed bitches over the head with clubs before dragging them back to our caves and raping the shit out of them \M/
- Lady Nemesis gets herself a job as a stripper.
- With his $$$, Gorath pimps himself a new car.
- The Tournament of Arms RPB contest begins with Mariko facing off against Raven. Raven is victorious, but the tournament eventually goes to utter shit before it can end due to inactivity.
- ToroMor gets himself a Toshiba Satellite A100-504 laptop, complete with WLAN!
- Lady Nemesis has a kinky dark dream in which her and ToroMor are married, and who together are building a gigantic underground BOD headquarters.
- Wintermetal has his sickness benefits renewed, and discovers he may have tourettes.
- Lady Nemesis mysteriously disappears to whom the fuck knows where.
- Winter becomes irate and seriously pissed due to hot weather. His anger echoes throughout the TFF universe.
- Musashiden goes MILF hunting and fucks himself a couple of moms.
- Akira returns to defile the TFF universe once more!
- Some random girl by the name of Black Widow makes a brief, unauthorized, appearance. Having seen her pictures, some members of the BOD become aroused and make an exception for her intrusion, and even end up inviting her. She disappears hereafter and has never been seen since.
- Nin` comes up with the idea of a BOD insignia and discusses the idea further with Hikari, Winter, Gorath and Akira. The idea, unfortunately, dies out.
- Lady Nemesis returns! She's not dead, or hadn't been kidnapped, raped and sold off as a slave whore to some African mercenary band after all. Gorath expresses his relief.

Applications
Rai Blackthorne (Echo Zel) reapplies upon the advice of Gorath. His application sounds promising after being previously forgotten about. He is approved.

Ragnarok: The Coliseum
- Gorath VS Gaap: stalemate. The battle was abandoned/forgotten about, and a victor was never declared.
- Raven VS Bloodaxe: stalemate. The battle was abandoned/forgotten about, and a victor was never declared.

March 2007

Grim Discussions
We are all slothful bastards (partly due to the release of FF XII).
Brief discussion over reviving the Battle of Britain RP.
Civilization III (with a fully functioning BOD scenario!)
History and the French: cowardly frog-eating plebeians, or soldiers of war?
Computer pimpin’ shit!
Something about a famous serial killer known as Belle Guinness, who killed 32 men.
The editing of the first post.
Starcraft, and gaming/games in general.

Trouble with the Mods
Seems we were 'good' this month.

The Moon of Sloth
A great and unholy moon of sloth descends upon the brotherhood for a brief time where various members do nothing except indulge themselves in debauchery: such as listening to metal, playing games and watching cartoons and porn all day, and scratching their own balls - or, for higher ranking members, just have random slave whores do that job for them. Mwhehe.

Miscellaneous
- Gaap discovers cough syrup, purchases vast quantities of the stuff and chugs!
- ToroMor reenacts the volcanic explosion of Krakatoa watching weapons of ass destruction (first five films).
-The ambulance of DOOM makes another appearance, sending various members into a laughing frenzy as the many demonic practitioners and doctors of Doom drug them up with kegs upon kegs of alcoholic injections.
- Akira becomes a TFF millionaire, making the BOD even filthier rich \M/
- Odin, ruler of the Aesir, grants Bloodaxe many gifts, including the brilliant Scarface starring Al Pacino.
- Hikari bounds and gags her(?) four-year-old cousin before tossing it into the closet. Can you feel the love?
-Gorath upgrades his PC sound system to a 5:1 surround channel; his metal blaspheming becomes 100X more atrocious with Jehovah witnesses’ heads erupting into fountains of blood as a result.
- The Cylon Empire declares unconditional allegiance to the Brotherhood of Doom!
- ToroMor fucks the shit out of an Elven princess, whilst explaining one of his darkened ploys to Rai Blackthore on the Cylon Empire.
- Akira starts up a game of piñata, with pope Leo X as the target (he doesn't spew out much candy but at least there's lots of organs and blood!) \M/
- Wintermetal tortures George Dubya Bush.
- A party of Doom is nowhere to be seen; Bloodaxe laments. Hikari then hears a knock at the door and finds one.
- Anthiena’s spawn of darkness is born!
- Bloodaxe poses the intriguing question over which female has the greatest pair of tits. Nin` suggests Rukhsana.
- Testement makes an appearance after visiting a handmaid brothel in Osaka Japan. He gets more then just a hand job :D
- ToroMor discovers that some joker had vandalized and desecrated the top post by replacing the word "metal" with "rap". The culprit was never ascertained, and will burn in a sea of unholy fire, before being brutally skinned alive, if ever found.
- Lady Nemesis announces the fact that she is not wearing any pants. The bastards go wild.
- Bloodaxe tortures and destroys his computer before sending it, first-class, to hell.
- Seras Victoria would make an excellent sex toy. Yes she would!

Applications

An Unwelcome Cretin I
A wanderer from the ranks of the Masters (despite how treacherous he actually appears to be) known as Prodigal Madness, gate crashes the unholy Citadel of Doom with a challenge to arms, upon the sacred night of Ragnarok. Enraged, Akira is the first to step forward, first destroying the guards for their negligent duties, then drawing the intruder forcefully by the neck and hurling him into a dungeon. His life was spared on the basis that he came with both a challenge and a once time ambassadorial/diplomatic license. He is largely forgotten about.

Operation Troy
A rival forum of posers, desecrating the Brotherhoods name and also called the Brotherhood of Doom is discovered by Nin`. He reports his findings to Bloodaxe, who then informs the rest of the Brotherhood along with the suggestion of a raid (officially know as Operation Troy) in order to annihilate the opposing forum completely. Members of the BOD are quickly infuriated by this unexpected discovery, where Nin` then formulates a detailed battle preparations post at BOD headquarters. The operation hereafter is quickly forgotten about, and nothing happens.

Ragnarok
- In an unholy baptism, and through trials of fire and ice, Nin` is promoted to the rank of Dark Paladin at the hands of Wintermetal. He is also given the official title of Belphegor (the creative demon).
- Prince Gorath, pimped up in a tuxedo, promotes the Lady Nemesis to the rank of Dark Siren (an extremely rare event). She then moons the Princes in appreciation; Gorath returns the exhibition with an act of his own \M/
- Raven promotes The Dark Dragoon to Dark Paladin, and with the title of Belial.
- Musashidens flesh is devoured by Attila, Bloodaxes wolf, and aptly named after the Hun. Bloodaxe then cleaves his skull in two.

April 2007

Grim Discussions
Alcohol and drugs in moderation?
Japan Exchange and Teaching Program (enrol and bone some Japanese high school girls! MWHAHAHA!)
Biting. How do you like yours?
Electronic aptitude.
Virginity, height, sex, phalluses and huge NZ girls!
Fucking name changes!
300 was KRIEG!

Trouble with the Mods
Hikari is warned for spam?? Where the heck was the notification? Hell, even the reason is missing. Yes children, TFF is (mostly) made up out of shit for brains.

Miscellaneous
- Hikari’s birthday comes and goes like a winters wind.
- Raven and Gorath both go XBOX live.
- Lady Nemesis orders some fangs from ebay, enhancing her sucking abilities.
- Winter presents some interesting facts including: Paedophiles are not sick twisted perverted individuals; they just have a unique taste.
- Bloodaxe gets titty-fucked by an undead elven slut before nailing a human whore to the table, mutilating her cunt, and drinking the blood fresh from her pussy.
- Friday the 13th! Along with much talk of axe murder and rusty chainsaws \M/
- Nin` returns from some unknown and black abyss after some brief absence composed of work, getting laid and watching Berserk!
- Winter gives birth to the Seven Sins of Betrayal.
- Gorath, Prince of the dreaded South, mysteriously disappears and is replaced by some homo-emo-suicidal… thing, named Emo Tard. The castle walls creek with horror.
- Post you slothful bastards!
- Emo Tard starts preaching Jesus crap, and in the BOD thread it-self!!! Unable to bear this insanity any longer, Nin, sodomizer of faith, steps forward before beating Emo Tard over the head with Denise Milani’s fucking hot, and gigantic TITS! Gorath returns! And the homo-religious Emo Tard is annihilated and vanquished beyond all comprehension, never to be known again.
- Until all your base are belong to us, we will not rest and ride the storm with a vengeance!!!
- A (treacherous) member of the Masters wanting to join the Brotherhood? Blasphemy!! They are our dumping grounds… not the other way around.
- Driven with the lust of a frostbitten warrior, High Lord Wintermetal slaps the former stripper, Lady Nemesis’ perky ass. Unamused with the High Lords frolicking the Lady screams in an unknown ancient tongue “Never without my permission!” like a wailing banshee with ADHD – and before scorching Wintermetal with fireballs from her sultry eyes. The High Lord, unaffected, merely shakes his head with disappointment.
- “Eat me!” Hikari cries. No one obliges.
- Scura makes an unexpected, and short-lived, return.
- After much (long forgotten) discussion, Nin finally revives the Battle of Britain RP! Unfortunately, and with the exception of Lady Nemesis, it is short lived, and soon dies again.
- Unable to sell her body, Lady Nemesis starts working for the evil organisation known as Wal-mart.

The Battle of Thermopylae… what really happened?
Leviathan weaves a wondrous tale of DOOM, bloodshed and religious annihilation as he recalls the true events of the Battle of Thermopylae and how it is actually based on the Brotherhood of Doom's defence of the last pub in the world (known as the Hot Gates). In the near future Christian armies en mass, calling forth and enslaving weak minded twats from all across the world to incorporate them into their retarded ranks; the hypocrites; the choir boys; the Muslim monsters; the mindless Jews; paedophilic priests; homosexual hippies and Catholic cunts of all shape and form march on pubs across the world - swiftly banning beer outright, preaching regurgitated diarrhoea from their mouths like the holy babble says its wrong (bollocks!). The mighty titans of DOOM gather what few warriors were still little drunk, to march to the Hot Gates and defend the world's last bastion of Manliness against the dogmatic hordes of turd!

Applications
- Caije: He/she never fails to submit an application of any calibre, and quickly becomes a distant and forgotten memory.
- Prodigal Madness: Hahahahahahahahahaha!! …No.

Ragnarok
Drunk beyond all mental comprehension, Ragnarok is cancelled due to the BOD’s comatosed sloth. Pissed off with the lazing of Bloodshed, Odin sends Raganrok out on a murdering rampage like a wild dog - raping and devouring nine-year-old girls, as well as the followers of the Abrahamic religions in the process. The Norse deity wanks to the events.